A-Z: N

Lyssa's Log: Ninjas. What are ninjas? Exactly. Are they people in suits? Or are they super skilled blanket people? Yep, there blanket people, totally blanket people. That's how they're able to move around so easily. Ninjas are smooth and quick, never seen and made entirely out of cotton. Ninjas are skilled in karate, jujitsu and folding. That's right, super-sonic folding skills. Don't act like this isn't funny. They have to know how to fold in case they ever get injured. For instance, say they get stabbed, the need to fold over the part that was stabbed so that they're cotton doesn't leak out. Am I makin' sense here? No? Good. So, if you ever encounter an injured jujitsu and karate skilled, blanket people ninja, learn to fold. It might just save an innocent blanket's life. Peace Out! 

A-Z: K

Lyssa's Log: Kwazy. Yes, I realize its not a word, no I don't care. Kwazy is usually how I pronounce crazy. I will randomly walk up to a friend and just scream "You is kwazy!" and then I walk away. Its normal in my world. Kwazy can mean anything from "You're crazy and I like that." to "You're crazy and that's very, very creepy.".  Kwazy is my go to adjective, I use it a lot. Kwazy will be "hip" in a few years, you know it will. And when it is, I will be laughing. Because kwazy is how everyone will be talking. Kwazy is the furniture! Future, I mean future. Wait! I bet people will start making Kwazy furniture! And Kwazy hats, kwazy clothes. It won't be long till everything looks kwazy! So, keep an eye out for anyone using the "word" kwazy! Peace Out!