Lyssa's Log: Ninjas. What are ninjas? Exactly. Are they people in suits? Or are they super skilled blanket people? Yep, there blanket people, totally blanket people. That's how they're able to move around so easily. Ninjas are smooth and quick, never seen and made entirely out of cotton. Ninjas are skilled in karate, jujitsu and folding. That's right, super-sonic folding skills. Don't act like this isn't funny. They have to know how to fold in case they ever get injured. For instance, say they get stabbed, the need to fold over the part that was stabbed so that they're cotton doesn't leak out. Am I makin' sense here? No? Good. So, if you ever encounter an injured jujitsu and karate skilled, blanket people ninja, learn to fold. It might just save an innocent blanket's life. Peace Out! 
